Sunday, January 29, 2006
Little Manhattan
An 18 year old guy found out that he had the heart and the brains of a 10 and three quarters year old boy.I thought I was really mature until I saw this movie.Damn,i think exactly the way that Gaibe does.
The movie was so amazing. It was worth all the traffic and parking struggle that I have been to.If only ..but..I cant.
After four weeks of non-smoking,Im back to business,haha,fucked up.
Go nuts is a place for unhappy people,in Libis,a fat woman sat at my left side and a group of fat ladies upfront. Me,a fat guy weilding a box of cigarettes.Fat ass.
Kindess,a topic I would not want to touch,screw kindess.
I'll hang myself tomorrow morning.Good night.
P.S.
I thought being an astronaut was the hardest thing I could ever do in my life,putang ina,may mas mahirap pa pala.
I cant.
i loathed you @
4:28 PM
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Leafy Spaghetti
Gahhh, I need somethin to stabilize my brain, so many thoughts are swimming in my head, am I heading back to the high life?? And my suppliers are back in business,talk about sheer coincidence. I no longer smoke,for more than 3 weeks now,hurray for me. But I would go insane if I wouldnt do something fast. What if I put it in spaghetti,the effects would be subtle,but same calming effect,hmmmmm,bon appetite,well it's better than puff the magic dragon(katol).
I forgot to include some of the quotes I created in my compilation. Well maybe I'll make another one. But some other time,hell ayaw ako tigilan ng mga prof.Di bale malapit naman na yung UP Fair eh,kahit hindi ako tutugtog,makakapanood naman ako,at sa UP ako titira for a week,ayus!
At karen adoja de castro maraming salamat sa iyong pagwawasto ng aking ginawang pagbubuklod,hindi mo talaga ako pinalusot,maraming salamat uli,maaari ka bang editor kung sakali??? waheheh,just kidding.
Doooodoooot dooo dooo dooo doo
Doooodoooot dooo dooo dooo doo
Doooodoooot doo doo doo doo doo do do
-I dont Wanna Wait-Paula Cole
Ayan ha,may tribute ako para sa Dawson's Creek.
hmppf.
i loathed you @
9:00 AM
Sunday, January 22, 2006
What is Love???
The Compilation of a Fucked Up Teen
I can say that Im a full pledged scholar now. I study(yes I do study now) for exams(got a hundred in my 2nd LE in Math 54), do assignments(before going to bed) and pass papers(uhm crammed is still good) now. Being a student is a hard job pala,and I almost forgot what it felt to be a dork. Cause back in elementary,I was the dorkiest guy alive, and I was bullied by the meanies.High school came and I changed,drastically. Piss me off,you find yourself floating on the Marikina river in the morning.And now, the college life, now am doing so many schoolwork that I have barely enough time to do things I wish,like dating and some echlavu-chenels stuff. My pimples are having an outbreak again and my head is at constant ache.But in between my tight schedule,about 30 min to an hour break, I found myself contemplating on a single slum book question,"What is love?"
Laugh all you want but I will give my life,my wallet,the keys to our house,and my favorite boxers to the person who could answer that in a single simple sentence.And I had this itch to answer this freaking question,why cause I may be babbling about love and stuff,telling people I love em and stuff,without even knowing the true meaning of love.So I thought of making a compilation of the things that could possibly answer that question and my own views as well. Dont worry I wont plagiarize this time,I will include or try to include the person who told what.You can see that most of the answers are "love is like",it is because love is like a rumor, everyone talks about it,but no one truly knows.
Bear with me people.
The cheesiest:
If love is blind,I'll find my way with you....
Love is all that matters,faithfull and forever......
Love hurts.....
Love moves in mysterious ways...
Love me,love me.....
Your love dont cost a thing(thingthingthing echo)...
Source:Your favorite song hits and videoke bar
Are definitely the worst answers!!These are just part of songs,who would fuckin fall for these crap?If you can guess the title of these songs then,tada,you're a freak.
Love is gold.
If your brain is mixed up,this is a good answer then.
The holy:
God is love.
Source:The bible,and some road signs
No argument bout that.
The un-holy:
Love is what you get in Quezon Ave.
Source:Kwento lang
If you are below 18 years old,run to the nearest church,make sumbong to your Catholic father and never look at my blog again.Amen
The movies:
Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
Source:Moulin Rouge
If it lifts you up,then you are high,if you're high you're stoned.But Nicole Kidman is no stoner,yata.
Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable.
Source:Bruce Lee
Not only he could kick ass,he could think as well.
The best love quote in a movie can be found in Patch Adams,the one he read in his girl friend's funeral.And Forrest Gump's line:
"I may be stupid,but I know what love is"
It's something like that,am ot sure of the exact words.
The anonymous:
Love is like war,
Easy to begin but hard to end...
And you wanted to legalize divorce???
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate
Before it has cooled off.
It takes you by surprise at first,
But keeps you warm for a long time...
Blow first before you swallow,ayan tuloy.
Only love let's us see normal things
In an extraordinary way...
This is so true,when you love a person you dont only see the emprical quality that she/he possesses, but the metaphysical as well.Most people say,"hindi naman sya ganun sobrang ganda ah",heck stand even three feet away from her,you would look like a rag. If I would touch her I would melt!
To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Source:H.L. Mencken
A support for the previous. Kaya if you see two not so good looking people holding hands,aba matuwa ka true love yan!
The I dont know who's:
I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love.
Source:F. Sagan
Hmmm,yes I am mad,but I aint crazy,you'll know why at the end of this compilation.
Love is a wonderful thing.
You never have to take it away
From one person to give it to another.
There's always more than enough to go around.
Source:Pamela de Roy
And I thought the song "The Hurt" was true.But what about the exes,I no longer have love for my exes,maybe they could keep it as souvenir,instead of a child,love na lang!
Love is that condition in which
The happiness of another person
Is essential to your own.
Source:Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land
So true,when I hear her laugh,it's like wow,can I cry????
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Source:Karen Sunde
Aha!Told you you are heaven sent!
And the one I have believed in:
I have held on to this for less than two years now.The only one I have ever believed in. These are not the exact words,the original was deleted when I changed my phone. It goes something like this:
"When two crazy people find each other, laugh at the world's oddities and accept each others flaws,that thing is called love."
Now I realized that Im a fool. A fool can love a crazy person, but maybe it is impossible for a crazy person to fall for a fool.What is a fool to do then?Wait for a miracle to happen?Most probably.But I wont go looking for another fool like me,that would make me dumb. I dont really care what love is,all i really care about is that crazy person,what I have for her is love,that I believe is true.
Ouch....
i loathed you @
7:47 PM
Monday, January 16, 2006
EMO Acoustic Interludes
Where should I start?Ok what is happenin to my life right now would be a great start. My profs are taking revenge on me,this past week I had three freaking exams,or four exams,i dont know I lost track,i go home from class everyday poofed out,fuckd up and sleepy.
I dont know if it is just stress from school or from something else but I noticed I utter,shout rather,"fuck","puta","putang ina","tang ina","tang na",and "puta you to infinity" more often now.
And yesterday,while I was flipping thru channels,my attention was grabbed by one show,The Gilmore Girls,why,because of that thuper hot chick Rorie(thats what i heard,dont know if its correct).And what i saw was fantastic,this pogi guy paid for her small coffee,then after a small chitchat the pogi guy pulled her to a side street then they made out!Hwaw!
Now I came up with these equations:
kapag:
small coffee=side street luvapalooza
ahay bongga!
eh pano kung:
tall coffee=luvapalooza na pwedeng may butt squeeze
ahay ang taray!
eh pano na kung:
coffee with cherry and whipped cream on top=????????
ahay susmaryosep!get a room mga gaga!
Now I want a Rorie for meself,not because of the fantabulous things that coffee could bring,(trust me people),but because of her Goddess like features.
But,yes there was I but in the show,I almost enjoyed it until the glitch came. This is the scene where the chinese chick was with her man.That altered reality,ok here's the story:
The guy thought he was going to get laid!
What a perverted prick!
His reasons were:
"I cooked for you,I never cook"
"I lit candles"
"I played the guitar"
Hwattt???Do you think you can get laid because of those things?
And why would you fuck your girl friend?
Well I didnt fuck any of mine because of pure respect.
Baka nga sa sobrang respect ko kahit gusto na nilang bastusin ko sila hindi ko pa rin sila binastos eh,I think that happened to contestant number two.
If you want to get laid,find a fuck buddy.
Heck that would be a whole lot easier.
With 15 text messages,at the very least, you can have yourself a fuck buddy,and you can change your fuck buddy every month.
But a decent girlfriend,the one you can take home to mama mia,only comes once a year,and acts like a total goddess,that you have to kill sheep and pound rice to please her,just kidding.
But I'd rather have a decent girlfriend than 3000 fuck buddies,why,cause Im not a perverted hedonist,I dont need bodily pleasures,well a bit,but i what need is someone to share my life with.
And that's why I dont want to watch the Gilmore Girls anymore,it would change the reality that I know if I would be glued to it.I dont treat my girl as a fuck buddy,I am selfless most of the time nga eh,i dont buy women coffee to make out with them,and national geographic channel is the best for dorks like me.
Watch out for my next post,"what is love!",the compilation of a fuckd up teen,bow.
i loathed you @
1:30 PM
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Ho Hum
Ok I said that I would write somethin swell,but I really cant think of something swell to write about.Too many things are floating in my mind right now,and Im super jumpy and I dont know why,am like a paranoid freak or something close to that.Actually am nauseous right now,I wanna throw up.
Told you not to mind the last last post,i have not only one problem,its a whole bunch of em now.
And now,time for bed,or maybe not,drats.
i loathed you @
5:41 PM
Sushi Very Much
Im so proud of meself,am realy a non-smoker now,well I havent lit a single cig since Jan 1,that makes it(gets calculator)6 days of non smoking for me.Coughing out black phlegm is the spookiest shit that has ever happened to me,and I wouldnt wait for a red one to come out.
Happy birthday raymundo,you are oficially an old goat now,and hanging out with us teens wont make you any younger.Yeaheheh,hindi mo naman mababasa to eh.hikhiks
Hondy really needs a boob job(headlight fixin),and butt implants(kick ass sub woofers),and some body exfoliating(repaint),she just lost a leg(flat tyre),I have to buy a new one,tsktsk.Plus she has ran out of perfume,am goin to give her a bath tomorrow and a back rub,swell.
I have to go to church,I'll post somethin swell later,i have to go visit the real Godfather,imma make sumbong,ask him a few things,imma make lambing,then ask for forgiveness,and ask for a miracle to happen,and that doesnt include winning the lotto,well maybe,just kidding Daddy-yoh!
"Ped Xing is a famous chinese bold star",cant believe tonio fell for that one.
i loathed you @
10:15 AM
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Series of Events
Now I know why I dont get everything I ask God for.
Cause Im a bad person.
It's the same concept as Santa Clause's gift giving,who are naughty and who are nice,guess which category I fell into,you guessed it.
There are things I do that I already know I would regret but I would still do because I am super stubborn,and a plain jack ass.
In short I am aware of glitches,they happen yes,am aware yes,do I avoid em,no.
This entry is too vague and please dont try to understand this,whatever and ever,amen.
i loathed you @
12:45 PM