Thursday, October 19, 2006
Grimmey,Teabag and MILFS
Grimmey,Teabags and MILFs
This is the coolest Grim Ripper ever.Two tone robe with hood,Jamaican accent, and a cool scythe. I wish I was him, I could take the souls of the ones I hate,and shout out loud, I hate you so am taking your soul,then giggle and say,am kidding biatch!!!
I no longer want coffee I love tea,but if coffee is for free,I love coffee.
The hottest MILF,not the Muslim people,peace brothers,is the wife of the owner of the gym I go to.Yes I go to the gym,to eat,and get more fat.Working out with other women makes me more of a wussy, I was like : hey 20 pounds per arm,what about you sweety,she had 40 per arm,I always pick up the lightest weights,cause am a wussy, and the girls there could kick me ass.And after me first day, my body was already sore,what the fuck,am I that timid???
Before you laugh your asses out,Imma take you back three years ago and tell you what I could do:
140 push ups in less than 5 minutes.
10 pull ups
1km jog without rest
70 squatrases
And still have the energy for an exhausting game of counter strike,heheh.
I was a CAT Officer by the way,part of the Corp Staff.
But now:
100 bottles of booze
+40 boxes of smokes
+boring lifestyle
________________
big loogy
Loogy=means fat bastard in our home
My body feels like it got beat up by 7 devils with poking tridents, hwaw, cute little devils, arent they?? I just want to lose the weight, and regain my baller-baby skills,without the skin darkening,heck basketball turned me to a "pwet-ng-kawali" dude in highschool.
If I focus meself into something,I forget that am a sad bloke.I will quit smoking,aftert I get me abs,hehe.Labels: kaboodles
i loathed you @
12:38 AM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Ayoko sa Babaeng Sinlaki ko ng Waist Line
The janitor fish trouble of marikina and i cant remember what province sared the hell outta me. Pero ayoko pa rin sa babaeng sinlaki ko ng waistline,bakit,sino ba namang may gusto nun??Hmmm?
Gahh I still have a lot to do,maybe later I'd go to my cousin in antipolo to fix my car audio. Then I have to go to LTO to register my cart, and finish my project in one of me majors. Then I could party hard. No parties for this week though, I have a week long church stuff goin on.
The greatest inequality in life is not an ugly dude having a hot chick, but the grades given by professors to undeserving punks.
If I am to go to the gym, I must quit smoking, but how?And why should I? I was able to quit smoking maybe thrice in my life, it's either because of a girl or am sick and/or dying.Well present situation: girl-->enkkk nadah
sick and/or dying--> enkk alive and deadly
Hmmm how about:
Losing weight,living longer,and possible increase in the size of your....muscles-->tingtingting
That's reason enough my boy.
And it's a hoax that smoking menthols decreases sperm count,nuhuh,weed does that,trust me.
Well I must get proper rest if I want to last on the teadmill,hwaw treadmill,I cant even haul my ass up to the third floor.
I wish you would smile
when you see me across the street,
because I know I do.
Is that too much to ask of you?
I give you three cheers and three peanut buttercups for goodluck.
i loathed you @
5:09 PM
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Bohol,Beaches and my Butt
Im back from my three day vacation in Bohol, But it wasnt much of a vacation,I was fuckin stressed out. Long walks, climbs, rides,gahh but it was worth it. Prony,the snake,was fuckin scary,because it could eat me,for real. Agatha the lemur was cuddly, the crow bit/pecked me.Panglao's white sand beach was to die for,because it was too fuckin silent in that place,so you would be better off dead. Loboc river was kewl,but I loved the food. The Hinagdanan cave was awesome,and I got to moon people,haha. Haaayyy,I want to go back there,and bring a tarsier and a lemur with me.
p.S.
I hate airplanes,am a speed demon,but I hate plane rides.
i loathed you @
6:04 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
Ala ang Ekaw Ko
Parang gusto ko ng magpalagay ng bress sa ngipon,pero masyadong mahal,retiner na lang kaya.
Indi na nga ako nageekaw eh. Or gusto nyo bang scotter parts?
Napaka troublesome maging Pinoy oo,90% pa literacy rate natin nyan ah.Ay leche,sana isa na lang akong Olandes na taga Oland.
Bakit mahilig mag peace sign ang mga Koreano,Hapon and other yellow fellows?
Bakit ang boring ng buhay ko?
Ok seryoso na.
Things from the past tend to happen again.
I proved another part of the theory of relativity to be true.
Pero hindi yun kasali dun.
Ok why do they happen again,because I never learn.
As long as Im not dead,i will repeat my mistakes.
Am stubborn and unwise,the deadliest combination,yeah yeah whatever.
Next week we fly to Bohol,that's if I dont have any exams,please Godlordthefatheramen,sana wala akong exam.Para makakita ako ng tarshier,at maka score sa mga bisayang sexy,joke lang po.
Sana buff dude na ako,dahil ang bigat na ng aking beer belly.Nakita ko nga yung ibang mga tatay na malaki talaga ang tiyan,pwede na nilang patungan ng kamay eh,buti ako half way pa lang dun.
Hay sana may gym ako sa kotse at sa bahay.
The sem is about to end,and there are things drawing closer,I wonder what should I do. Well like what I used to do,nothin.
You do something to me that I cant explain
Would I be out of line if I say
I miss you
Im back to the light bulb syndrome,I would shine on you for some time,but eventually you'd switch me off,kaputz,I hate this giddy feeling,quite traumatic really.
Oh well,I need the vacation badly.And I miss you badly.
i loathed you @
4:49 PM