Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Ho Ho Hoes
It's Christmas,you can feel it in the air,that grim chill,that loud singing,that booze calling me out.Oh wait I have no Christmas.Then what the fuck was that??
"Walang magaling na barbero na may magandang buhok. Kaya pag magpapagupit kayo dun sa pangit ang gupit"
-Sir Wali
EE profs are the best,the 1st line is one of the best 1 liners Ive ever heard.
After saying this, I was no longer listening to him for I was in deep thoughts. What he said is a fact actually;cause if a barber has a good hairdo,it means someone else cuts his hair. But if his do is bad, means he did it to himself.
Then I thought am like a barber after all. Not to brag,am quite the smart ass. Ask me even a midlife crisis question Id have a decent reply in a flash. Advice is something Id never ran out of,aside from alcohol,for me friends. But when it comes to helping meself,I happen to be helpless. I suck at building meself up. In short I cant cut my own hair.
I remember little Nikki askin me this:"Kuya Balong,musta love life?"
And I replied:(After 46 seconds of sweating profiously) "Ito parang dinosaurs,extinct na"
And thats that no more follow up questions please. What a lame and corny answer,too bad it's true.
Right now am helping someone set bitterness aside, it may be working for her but twould never work for me,cause Im ampalaya plus and papaitan in one. And am tired and sleepy.
Single and broke,the only joy is this blog,and Eva Fonda's fountain of youth.Labels: Hooters
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